Day 4 - Luke Birch

And so we reach day 4 of my blog, today Luke wants me to talk about bromances and I will admit....I can't wait for this one...
For this one I was literally, just given the word bromances so I think that means I can pretty much write anything I want about bromances, so I shall, so be warned, from here on in, what you read may make no sense at all...


What is a bromance?
I thought that to be safe I should begin by defining the word bromance incase somebody has been living in a cave in the middle of no-where for the past few years... If you were to google (other search engines are available) the word bromance you will find many definitions, but the one I agree most with is "the intense love shared between heterosexual males. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye. This bond is normally only shared between two males that have a deeper understanding of each other, in a way no woman could ever realise". At this point I'm expecting people (mostly women) to be claiming that this can't be true and that it is all just some huge conspiracy theory or tale used to cover up the truth and has gotten out of hand quite drastically...like the bible perhaps?


Do celebs have bromances?
Of course they do, they are just normal human beings after all living organisms that resemble humans... I hear you shouting at your screen "But this can't be true! I can't think of any!" So, being the nice, kind guy I am, I've saved you the time and have come up with my top 5 celeb bromances...

Number 5

Gavin and Smithy from the BBC show Gavin & Stacey

Number 4

Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill even look similar, and despite rumors aren't related

Number 3

Ville Valo & Bam Margera, 20 years on and still going strong...

Number 2

Raj & Wolowitz from TBBT...an ongoing theme in the show...

And finally...Number 1

 David Beckham & Tom Cruise - an unlikely duo...

Surely a bromance is just 2 best friends over-reacting?

Not in the slightest, a bromance is something much much more special than that. I mean, I personally have a bromance going, have done for many a year, I have best friends, but this is different. This is a case of being so entwined with somebody you don't even have to speak and they know what you're thinking, somebody you can always rely upon, and someone you know you can be as much of a tool around as you want and know they won't care.  A bromance is a bond stronger than the human mind can comprehend...

Well Luke, I don't really know what else there is to say, I hope you enjoy what I have done...

Sincerely
The peoples puppet
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